Post by cptchlorox on Nov 29, 2022 23:37:15 GMT
Name: CptChlorox
Age: 22
Rank: Athena (currently), but a Shrek at heart
Occupation: Merchandiser (in game and irl)
Timezone: Central Standard Time
Vote Count: 575 (only 500 needed for Shrek)
Playing Since: I've been playing Minecraft since August 2012 and playing Simplex since November 2016 (a few days ago was my 6 year anniversary).
Application / Petition:
Hello members of Simplex, CptChlorox here. I wanted to take this time to apply for the position of Shrek. It has been years since I have chosen the Athena rank, and back then I was young, dumb, and broke. These days, I'm less young, less dumb, and less broke which is why I'm petitioning to change ranks. I know changing a rank isn't something that's normally done, which is why I'm making an application and a petition for it.
You might think - if we change his rank, we'll have to change everyone else's ranks too. Fair point but to that I reply: Do you see anyone else putting in as much effort or even caring as much as I do? Since making the choice to devote my life and career to Shrek, I've become a much happier person both in real life and in-game. I've already made two maparts in devotion of him "Shrek" and "Santa Shrek" (pictured below) and have more plans of Shrek art and literature in the near future. I can't think of a player more suited for the role of Shrek.
Which is why I ask for your help and support in this. Please join me and sign my petition and show me that you think I'm a good person and worthy of the Shrek rank. I am just a guy who wants to make your game that much more enjoyable and my name to be associated with the most epic and most loved living god on Simplex. I look forward to hearing from you in the comments or contacting me personally.
Thank you in advance for your support. I can't wait to see your thoughts.
Sincerely,
CptChlorox
Age: 22
Rank: Athena (currently), but a Shrek at heart
Occupation: Merchandiser (in game and irl)
Timezone: Central Standard Time
Vote Count: 575 (only 500 needed for Shrek)
Playing Since: I've been playing Minecraft since August 2012 and playing Simplex since November 2016 (a few days ago was my 6 year anniversary).
Application / Petition:
Hello members of Simplex, CptChlorox here. I wanted to take this time to apply for the position of Shrek. It has been years since I have chosen the Athena rank, and back then I was young, dumb, and broke. These days, I'm less young, less dumb, and less broke which is why I'm petitioning to change ranks. I know changing a rank isn't something that's normally done, which is why I'm making an application and a petition for it.
You might think - if we change his rank, we'll have to change everyone else's ranks too. Fair point but to that I reply: Do you see anyone else putting in as much effort or even caring as much as I do? Since making the choice to devote my life and career to Shrek, I've become a much happier person both in real life and in-game. I've already made two maparts in devotion of him "Shrek" and "Santa Shrek" (pictured below) and have more plans of Shrek art and literature in the near future. I can't think of a player more suited for the role of Shrek.
Which is why I ask for your help and support in this. Please join me and sign my petition and show me that you think I'm a good person and worthy of the Shrek rank. I am just a guy who wants to make your game that much more enjoyable and my name to be associated with the most epic and most loved living god on Simplex. I look forward to hearing from you in the comments or contacting me personally.
Thank you in advance for your support. I can't wait to see your thoughts.
Sincerely,
CptChlorox
