My house.

That looks really good
Mine is just sad

yep... yep...

Ah yes lucid, I see that you have also studied Architecture in the University of Bullshittery. The general style of the build suggests it was made by the English settlers most likely after thanksgiving, considering the general lack of outer defences, and the potatoes that seemed to be planted in the yard. Of course, this theory could be disproven by scorch marks and other signs of damage which date back to this era, suggesting that it was periodically attacked as part of the Native American and settler conflict. I conclude that I have no idea what I’m talking about 👍🏾